Irate Gamers new video

So to those that haven't watched it Here you go.

"Hello and greetings to all my fans"(what fans chris you got no fans. You suck as much as I do)
Ebegging(Oh great it's one of his contests)

"Hell I'll do it too"-Hmm maybe not bad. I mean I like the video so far it has chrisma and it seems like he isn't trying to "sell" something to his fans.

"Oh yes I do own every game in existance"- No you don't Bores. I don't either.

"And I do have many sources of income"-(OMG, A JOB BORES) That is so cool

More money pretty explainatory at this point.

1. Jumbo Jet-(hmmmm I think they need to give those to everyone)
2. And he'll have special effects to rival George Lucas- Wow I want one of those.
Once he has these things we might see some and incignificant stuff in his videos- hmmm that is cool.

"Especially if you are a no name hater."- Bores takes pot shots at his own "fans" I like this already.

"sure you'll say it sucks."-Like all your work.
"but now you'll say it sucks in Style"-Woah hold on there nelly. I didn't anything like that.
Yes he could save money from his JOB(OMG) to purchase this by himself.

"Why do that when I can just e-beg"- That is the best line Bores has ever said. Even better than most of his youtube work. Which is just laughably bad.
So he is asking for $20,000.- hmmm I got nothing.
"but since I'm living in this fantasy world of make believe"- Oh man that line might be a good catchphrase for any commercial.
So instead he wants $250,000,000- That is a lot of money Bores. Where are you going to spend it.

Phone Call:
Hi Chris! This is your bank you owe us a lot of money.
Bores talks in fact I'm not even going to say what he does right here.
Well Chris I hope to see a lot of money soon.
Bores says some things again.
I hope you are right.
Bores says good bye.

OH GOD KICKSTARTER-That doesn't deserve it's own rant. Or video thank you Bores.
I could! *looks at homeless guy*
NO. NOT POSITIVE BORES! THE UNIVERSE IS CLASPING ALREADY.

Cool okay what's the stuff.
1. $100-I won't recieve anything. Ha ha that's classic.
2. $1000- A rare flask of his spit. WTF that is wrong on so many levels.
3. $100,000-A rare trinket on Ebay. Like that Starman you are showing us right now
4.1,000,000-A bowel moment. Uhhh okay Bores that sounds creepy and yet funny at the sametime.

OMG CARTOON CHEETAHS AND THEY ARE GOING TO BEAT ME SILLY. (CHEETAHMEN) Oh fuck that is going to be a game that he is going to play.


Anyways I enjoyed the living crap out of it and poking fun of it. Also if Bores sues me then I'm heading for the hills. Because I do not own any of his material. So yeah.